I’ve never wanted a piece of jewelry more
these are literally the cheapest fucking things ever on ebay
type in ‘dragon ear cuffs’ and enjoy
I have two of these and they are great
whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out
so yall were gonna let me play myself like that
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
People log out?
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
I feel like I just read the summary of a high-quality erotica piece.
What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn
You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online
I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:
oh my god, my heart stopped because I thought he spilled it on the laptop
^I think that says a lot